I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain [pixietails.club]

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====== I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain ======
>**newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot:** This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

>**me:** I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

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